Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

while his computer

snored Lando thought

when he learned

loving his computer

Edited by Hannes Solo

was not as

devoted as he.

Lobot’s lobotomized lobes

walked away and

luged to Lah'mu

but no Porgs

were harmed then.

But seriously though:

who cares? Porgs

are the chicken

flavored favored fowl

Edited by BlodVargarna

of Kashyyyk cuisine.

Or so thought

renaming herself Erso

kinda works, so

she did and

joined the Rebellion

against fried Porg

pies. Naturally, she

lost. Porg pies

are too delish!