Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

.” She hated fans.

The ghost of

Obi Wan Kenobi

farted noiselessly. “Pe-eww!”

spouted Maz. "You

must take this

can of chili

for rectal use

Edited by Hannes Solo

". Palpatine burst in..

but was stopped

by the fart.

He sniffed and

fell over, writhing

in pain while

trying to eat

Han’s leftovers. Sadly,

a Rodian stepped

on the plate

and flattened the

biscuit. Flat Biscuits

make Sith cry

very loud. A

crying Sith won't

eat flat biscuits.

Chapter Two

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