Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

of his aunt

Mara. He leaped

away like Kermit

into a gecko

marmalade sandwich. "I

say how unseemly!”

Teedo farted angrily

in Luke’s direction

"That really stinks

lets light a

flamethrower and burn

these disgusting lizards

." Everyone began singing

“Burn lizard, burn!”

The Goblin King

never expected the

verse, but nobody

expects the Spanish

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version to have

Monty Python references.

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Which it didn’t

. Most definitely not

. Ferris drove

his knife deep