Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

burning ewoks everywhere

“Quick, get in!”

They scrambled in,

Edited by Celestial Lizards

just in time

. The wormhole collapsed

and gravity ripped

Schultz and his

Reichsführer apart.
A

Death Star approached

a Love Star

. Love and Death

Lord Vader wrote

Edited by Hannes Solo

on his fists

. "This is great!"

said Maz Kanata,

"The strudel's mine!"

rasped Vader greedily.

Maz and Vader

wrestled for it.

:rolleyes:

Vader was chagrined.

Leia Organa decapitated

a snow man.

Her blaster, smoking

cool menthol cigarettes