burning ewoks everywhere
Three Word Story
“Quick, get in!”
They scrambled in,
Edited by Celestial Lizardsjust in time
. The wormhole collapsed
and gravity ripped
Schultz and his
Reichsführer apart.
A
Death Star approached
a Love Star
. Love and Death
Lord Vader wrote
Edited by Hannes Soloon his fists
. "This is great!"
said Maz Kanata,
"The strudel's mine!"
rasped Vader greedily.
Maz and Vader
wrestled for it.
Butthole eyes won.
Vader was chagrined.
Leia Organa decapitated
a snow man.
Her blaster, smoking
cool menthol cigarettes