sat on mat
Three Word Story
which deflated. Several
Imperial Guards snickered
stupidly. A fat
Kowakian Monkey Lizard
looked on empathically
since his Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Edited by Force Majeure, he gained weight.
Unknown to him,
Schultz was barfing
gracefully into a
stahlhelm worn by
none other than
Adolf Hitler himself!
"Guten Tag der
doofus," he said
"Mein Führer..." Schultz
stammered. “Braaaarrwwwwg! Hyrrruuurrrrrrgh!”
A couple of
Time Travelers grabbed
the portly fellow
, kicked the Fuehrer
into his crown
. The worm hole
incinerated everyone nearby