Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

6 hours ago, Force Majeure said:

"Silly creature! THIS

ISN'T FOOD!" Suddenly

a pie flew

into Hondo’s face.

It splattered on

contact. Jedi pranksters

began to laugh.

"This cannot stand!!"

bellowed a bothan

sitting at the

foot of Sebulba.

Force Ghost Qui-Gon

twisted his moustache

smirking self satisfiedly

, throwing another pie.

Meanwhile, Countess Ryad

picked her nose

dive maneuver carefully,

and stealthily flew

Into an asteroid.

"Gorram training simulator!"

She rebooted and

went again. Colonel

Klink mused “Ja,

Shultz! Get Hogan!

The fat sergeant