Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

and a monocle.

A puddle of

sweat pooled on

the casino floor.

Amanaman slipped and

was impaled on

some frozen yogurt.

Greedo pissed himself

like a boss.

Edited by Force Majeure

Which is to

me, quite impressive.

Han shot Greedo

a loving look.

Pee-pants not withstanding

he was liked

Edited by Force Majeure

by nearly everyone.

"Long live Greedo!!

The crowd chanted

, foisted upon shoulders

of Wookiee Warriors

.Then Greedo awoke.

Was he dreaming

? Yes. Nobody likes

those slimy Rodian

turds. Greedo wept