Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

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An ichorous geyser

Edited by Trevor Goodchild
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of a blog"

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showered Luke's burger.

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"Mmmm, tasty!", said

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the tongueless droid.

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"I have no

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tongue. Sad!" it

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said, "But I

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do like hamburgers

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because they are

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..." it broke

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down and died.

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Luke sighed. "But

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it worked before"

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"Shut it, Jedi."

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, said a fat

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panda, named Jasurus

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."I'm a Jedi

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padawan police panda!"

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"From the holonet

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I am!" It

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screamed at him,

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incomprehensible K-pop lyrics.

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blared in the

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Jedi's ear, so