Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

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"Stop your sniping!

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Go practice guarding!"

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Jedi Luke Skywalker

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was in a

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cute black outfit,

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with pink polka

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dot cummerbund and

Edited by Force Majeure
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ruby red slippers.

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swinging it pendulously

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, the Jedi vaulted

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into Club Jabba.

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Luke ordered a

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cheeseburger with mayonnaise

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--Big appetite tonight--

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so five more

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Jawas crowded around

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his rear end,

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being so short

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on patience they

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demanded his burger.

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"Get your own

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darn food!", Luke

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used Jedi mind

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trickery to shoo

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away the Jawas.