"But try this!",
Three Word Story
said his hairdresser.
"Cut your ears
like a gangsta."
"Wear 'dem grillz
." Elsewhere, Jedi younglings
– strangely resembling sunflowers –
were cut down
by harsh insults
making them cry
sunflower oil, which
made things slippery.
"You look like
a Gamorrean's snot."
jeered the mean
Gamorrean chef, "I
make the most
hurtful insults, Ha!"
"About yourself", said
his older brother.
Their mother intervened,
"Chenchoo! and Gumbro!!"
"Yes'm" they cried,
as she raised
a meaty fist