"That's no moon
Three Word Story
, it's a supermassive
star of Death!"
aka, Death-Star 2.0
, with no weaknesses!
"Who said that?"
"The grand engineer!"
"It does have
zero thematic originality
but destructive POWAHHH!!"
Aerys II Trumpgaryen
looked at the
superweapon and said, "
Boy, I'm hard."
The talking corpse
( a nickname really)
adjusted his wig
to match the
haircut he had
seen on Kanan.
"I love ponytails
, but they hit
a gravity well
of trendiness." So
very, very sad.