Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

, "Come and see

what I've discovered."

The Imperial officer

looked down, "No"

The disappointed trooper

whipped out his

tricorder and scanned

his OWN backside,

"Check this out

, my backside is

covered in pustules."

"It's the clap!"

exclaimed Bones McCoy.

However, Zoidberg's diagnosis

: "Delicious!" Meanwhile, on

Level 1313, shadows

moved independently from

Edited by Trevor Goodchild

perceived reality. "Zoinks!"

cringed 5HAG-E ("Shaggy")

, "My name is

Like 5C008-E!" beeped

a plot device

from outer space,

slowly descended, similar

to a moon.