Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

"I hate pee

ple who keep

teeth in their

mouths." Odious whimpered.

"You should see

what I see."

"What? My teeth!!!!!!!?"

This aching arc

altered abruptly after

alternative astrological anachronisms.

Admiral Ackbar announced "

This story ends

with Odious crying

pathetically! "

Part Two:

Captain Antilles sat

, looking out the

Porta-potty porthole, thinking

"This Rebellion stuff

gives me dairea"

His treacherous thoughts

and voluminous squirts

alerted a nearby

Imperial listening post.

"Ummmm...Sir?, one

trooper named TK-420