of Poe's toe,
Three Word Story
making Finn cry.
The hologram changed
to reveal Phasma
had space herpes
BB8 had compromising
evidence of halitosis
on nearly everyone.
Yes, even you.
You have some
stinky Rancor breath
thought Padme as
she was interrogated
by Darth Odious.
"I hate sand
-wiches with onions."
she sneered. Slowly
revealing her....
teeth
. Darth Odious jumped
back in fear
, his extreme Odontophobia
turned Padme on.
Odious wet himself.
His diaper swelled
beyond capacity. SPLOOOSH!!