Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

indeed a snack.

"Noooooooo!", cried Poe

a delicious treat

was in the

dirty laundry again.

"Pull it out!"

Ackbar scoffed "What

kind of witchery

is this? "

"I

apologize Admiral, but

Snoke the Elder

Edited by gryffindorhouse
Autocorrect made Snoke be Smoke.

's personal hygiene

is ..." Poe died.

From a terminal

ingrowing toenail. Finn

wailed his lamentation

of this injustice

for his bro

.

"Pedicures for everyone!"

, he sobbed, "No

Edited by gryffindorhouse

BB8, he's not

a Twi'lek stripper!

You're encouraging stereotypes."

The round robot

projected a hologram