Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

But Buttington's butt

tooted a tune

so entrancing and

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haunting, Chirp escaped

to smirk another

butt-ingly good smile.

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Chewie stood dejectedly

, aimed his bowcaster,

wiped a tear,

and shot Buttington

between the cheeks.

"Right in the

rusty bullet hole!

" Exclaimed the shocked

forum moderators, reaching

their warning butt-ons

Penalty!

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Unneccesary hyphenation

was their charge.

Secretly, Count Chirpa

poisoned the charmoula

with words, "Kiss

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lip synced their

back catalog reluctantly

!", he cried, "I

curse thee Wookiee!"