Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

it's good for:

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, droop and

adding flavour to

your ewok stew!"

"I'll buy three!",

yelled Kanan, grabbing

his bald head

(not that one!)

. "My baldness will

save countless lives

, but crispy Ewok

will taste delicious!"

Chewbacca disagreed. Violently.

Then he back-flipped

and devoured Wicket

Senior, with mayonnaise

. Chirp was terrified

and summoned Imperial

margarine. "Parkay!" he

cried, while squeezing

his butt tightly.

"Who's Butt?" asked

Supreme Lord Buttington

, "My butt!!", he

farted in fartese.