Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

from page 101.

Thus Darth Darius

led the Persians

in a galaxy

-spanning dance routine.

Meanwhile, the rathtars

had no rhythm

Edited by Force Majeure

losing a dance-off

in less than

12 parsecs. Sadly,

everyone was happy.

Thus attention shifted

back to Yavin.

A klaxon blared

"LASER MOON APPROACHING!"

"--Just kidding!" smirked

a mischievous ewok

wearing a monacle

- Count Chirpa III

was his name,

eating other ewoks

was his game.

A true mountebank

, flogging his elixir:

"Chirpa's cherry chermoula,