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Three Word Story
Thus Darth Darius
led the Persians
in a galaxy
-spanning dance routine.
Meanwhile, the rathtars
had no rhythm
Edited by Force Majeurelosing a dance-off
in less than
12 parsecs. Sadly,
everyone was happy.
Thus attention shifted
back to Yavin.
A klaxon blared
"LASER MOON APPROACHING!"
"--Just kidding!" smirked
a mischievous ewok
wearing a monacle
- Count Chirpa III
was his name,
eating other ewoks
was his game.
A true mountebank
, flogging his elixir:
"Chirpa's cherry chermoula,