Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

except for terrorism

. Thus the Rebellion

was formed, with

lofty ideals but

was the lie

Mon Mothma believed

Edited by BlodVargarna

about hot dogs

Edited by Force Majeure

: the true sauce

, even Ewok settlements.

Ok, this got off track, "the rebellion was formed with lofty ideals but was the lie Mon Mothma believed about hot dogs: the true sauce, even Ewok settlements."

What? Huh? Or is it just me, and it's clear what's going on?

"Dirty furry cannibals!"

It turns out

the Chef was

none other than

Snoke in disguise.

The Bounty Hunter

ate a sandwich.

(which was slang

for getting killed).

As C-3PO foresaw

: his fate entwined

with that of

a cheese toastie

eaten by the

ghost of Biggs