Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

his naughty nephew

Gary Calrissian. "I

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call your bluff,"

belched Ziro, showing

Pure Sabbac's hands

on a platter.

"E Chu Ta!"

squealed Anakin, drawing

his oscillating vibroweapon.

Gary Calrissian gasped

at straws (figuratively).

"Whatchoo talkin' about?"

Declared pouting Gary

Then Willis Calrissian

rolled the dice

: hit, hit, crit!

"You sunk my

scrrrrrrg heavy bomber!"

The someone declared

war on the

power creeps, who

had been buffing

their fancy shoes

into JumpMaster 5000s

. Dengar's bandages smelled