Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

me any spoilers

or I will

drop robe, mmhm."

Yoda's malignant cackle

sounded suspiciously like

Grover choking on

Miss Piggy's bacon

and kumquat sandwiches.

Rey reacted with

a wet fart

She was nervous

and nauseous after

dining with Bossk.

Diarrhea squirted into

Snoke's good ear

from Rey's shart.

"This is disgusting

" she thought ashamedly.

Meanwhile, in Coruscant

Ziro the Hutt

was gambling with

young, blonde Anakin

Calrissian, Lando's albino

third cousin twice

as nice as