Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

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flavored gungan kibble.

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"My belly!" groaned

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a bitterly disappointed

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decommissioned clone trooper

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. For he too

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hated the prequels

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to SW: TFA

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. So he watched

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Archer — Dreamlands and

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Clone Wars reruns.

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His belly still

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ached from all

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his bitterness and

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spoiled blue milk.

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"Beru curse you!"

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, his sphincter cried.

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*mournfully in fartese

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Happily, Meebur Gascon

Edited by Force Majeure
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had no nose

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"How's he smell?",

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"Like wet turds,"

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mused the sphincter.

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General Rieekan wept

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tears of frustration

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because he lost