Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

to Ree Yees

' three eyes. Lando

asked Nein Numb

to karaoke night.

"Forty nine times

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have I sung,

in front of

my bedroom mirror

- Sullustans just wanna

sing Mariachi serenades

." The genre mash-up

made Cassian kill

it on vocals

; however, the guitar

got shot by

a famous photographer

and appeared on

Dengar's toilet seat.

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Aunt Beru felt

nauseous after drinking

The blue milk

self immolation was

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the next step

when the stormtroopers

started rapping show-tunes