of a rancor
Three Word Story
. Cassian fired, causing
Malakili to cry.
He was consoled
by a Nikto
named Terd Poodump
infamous smuggler extraordinaire
of glass menageries.
Cassian shot him
a look of
love and adoration
. "Oh my papa
Edited by Force Majeure" Turd sang discordantly
accompanied by harmonious
screeching from Salacious
Crumb and Jabba's
palace guard gamorians
. Lando revealed himself
as a tenor.
But his singing
was castrati-esque falsetto
and sounded...interesting
. His rendition of
"Auld Lang Syne"
brought a tear