Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

of a rancor

. Cassian fired, causing

Malakili to cry.

He was consoled

by a Nikto

named Terd Poodump

infamous smuggler extraordinaire

of glass menageries.

Cassian shot him

a look of

love and adoration

. "Oh my papa

Edited by Force Majeure

" Turd sang discordantly

accompanied by harmonious

screeching from Salacious

Crumb and Jabba's

palace guard gamorians

. Lando revealed himself

as a tenor.

But his singing

was castrati-esque falsetto

and sounded...interesting

. His rendition of

"Auld Lang Syne"

brought a tear