Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

robust ancient traditon

originated when a

simple man, trying

To make a

pod racer, discovered

Arthur Fonzerelli's technique

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oops!

was a Jedi

tricky mind trick

involving both thumbs

while playing Ro-sham-bo

ro-sham-bo.jpg

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. The resulting effects

sent ol'Coot painfully

into ecstasy and

then Slaanesh appeared.

"Oops! Wrong universe

, weesa big sorry."

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A Rasta stoner

at Maz's castle

was mistaken for

the demon prince

, aka love symbol,

then it happened:

Agent Kallus' hair

, fulcrum of love

butter, was ignited