Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

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Pa, "That's a

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cross bow, son!"

Edited by MegaSilver
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" The old coot

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doggone mixed-up his

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metaphors again. Sadly,

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he was Snoke.

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SNarky yOKEl was

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misshapen and ugly

Edited by BlodVargarna
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like baby Jabba

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. "How cute!", exclaimed

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Kylo Ren the

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third; son of

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a beech extraordinaire

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. "Grandpa always said:

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'I hate sand...'",

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and womp rats."

Edited by Trevor Goodchild
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"I wish I

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was a fish

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so I could

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drink all day."

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said the alcoholic

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ne'er-do-well. Leia kicked

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the ol' coot

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as was custom

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on Alderaan. This