Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

millions of voices

didn't have choices

or even pulses

such as lentils

or pencils. "Enough!!"

declared Director Krennic

Edited by Trevor Goodchild

, "WE STAND HERE

AMIDST MY ACHIEVEMENT,

NOT YOURS!" Tarkin

flicked a booger

into Krennic's mouth.

Krennic ate it.

Krennic's shuttle landed

on Tarkin's sandcastle

. "I'll tell Vader!",

"I'm only CGI"

"So am I",

said the sandcastle

- as it morphed

into Captain EO

, who proceeded to

do the Moonwalk

, literally on the

moo--"THAT'S NO

"Cow!" exclaimed Grand