Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

played with generics

from the OT

; total militant casuals.

Poggle the Lesser

flew some jank

custom ugly, featuring

bad paint jobs

, third tier pilots,

and 3rd party

3rd place tokens

. The indecipherable components

were Force relics

Edited by Force Majeure

from ugly Moz

Canada's wood shop

Each imbued with

essential oils and

extra janky bits.

Suddenly, Doctor Evazan

rolled :hit, hit, ...

Hit, crit then

Ponda Baba rolled

eyeball, squiggle, squiggle

"eat my lasers!"

But then, suddenly

and also sluggishly