Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

dogs and chilies.

Rey looked puzzled

"No sauce!?", she

whined, frowning like

A Bantha's backside

. Luckily, Poe Dameron

had a bottle

of hydrochloric acid

and aluminium foil

and lemon juice

that when mixed

with Jawa juice

, cleaned his colon

. Refreshed, Poe ventured

out Salsa dancing

with the entire

crew of the

Ghost. Ezra and

Chopper were contemplating

lightsaber dueling but

there was no

khyber crystal in

stead they wrestled

. Chopper won easily.

Finishing with a