Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

his pod races

- fleeing from horrible

feghoots and spoonerisms.

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Padme clapped idiotically

as was custom,

around Anakin Skywalker.

"I hate sand

, but LOVE sandcastles!"

exclaimed the Sith.

The underwhelmed audience

cheered with malaise

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except Padme, naturally.

"My dellow Fellegates,

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look at Annie

; such big, beautiful

eyes," spoonered the

impassioned Gungan, while

Padme stared, drooling

over the selection

ridiculously elaborate hairpieces.

Sadly no merkins

She selected a

body double to

double the bubbles

in case she