Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

C-3PO's lubricants flowed

. IG-88's hydraulics burst.

Gonk howled like

K2-SO's mom (if

he had one).

Edited by Force Majeure

2-1B's reaction was

like none other,

being a droid.

Then the Rancor

Entered the drorgy

. No one expected

the rancor's embarrassment

from wearing shoes

manufactured by Ewoks

, from ewoks. The

little cannibal shoemakers

The rancor slipped

into something more

suited for love

, a shiny vinyl

Jek Porkins costume

. The nightmare ended

and little Anakin

wasn't the same

, which conclusively explained