Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

because they always

tell me the

odds of escaping

gasses from my

tibanna reactor core. "

Edited by BlodVargarna

The hyperspace jump

to Cloud City

was a success

for the Ewoks.

Because Ewoks killed

time gambling with

broken stormtrooper helmets.

They shaved designs

into Luke's beard

while he slept.

Ewok gambling champions

bested Lando, claiming

ownership of Lobot

. So they ate

all the peaches

in Cloud City.

Boba Fett arrived

(late as usual)

, "Soorry, me cape

got caught in