Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

good ship lollipop!

a dance craze

Struck the galaxy

, with deadly consequences

Edited by CartoonRabbit

. Dance, Dance Rebelution

it wasn't called.

The Wookie Waltz

sounds comparable to

the mating call

of crazy centipedes

wearing squeaky shoes

on polished marble.

"Oota goota Solo?"

"Yes, Greedo. I

like your moves

, collaborate and listen,

or you will

massage my feet."

A very disappointed

Rodian went home

with massage oil.

Han, however, went

to the cantina.

And Steam Crashed!

"I hate computers