Posted at 2015-03-20 22:44:16+00:00

It was a

Posted at 2015-03-20 23:21:25+00:00

tremendous coincidence, that

Posted at 2015-03-21 02:32:39+00:00

it happened then,

Posted at 2015-03-21 06:02:58+00:00

because, simultaneously, Jar-Jar's

Posted at 2015-03-21 07:58:52+00:00

flesh-coloured lightsaber had

Posted at 2015-03-21 08:36:11+00:00

dropped between his

Posted at 2015-03-21 22:48:12+00:00

legs and sliced

Posted at 2015-03-21 23:24:25+00:00

of his gungan

Posted at 2015-03-22 01:42:16+00:00

. Naboo was elated

Posted at 2015-03-22 03:45:49+00:00

when N'Sync arrived

Posted at 2015-03-22 05:04:17+00:00

to kill the

Posted at 2015-03-22 06:35:04+00:00

—it's dinnertime, nevermind.

Posted at 2015-03-22 14:45:48+00:00

Back on Tatooine,

Posted at 2015-03-22 15:40:17+00:00

Tuskan Raiders were

Posted at 2015-03-22 18:31:28+00:00

in the box

Posted at 2015-03-22 22:00:20+00:00

-ing Kangaroo Bar

Posted at 2015-03-22 23:06:22+00:00

playing "knifey-spoony".

Posted at 2015-03-22 23:25:42+00:00

when a bantha

Posted at 2015-03-23 00:14:46+00:00

made bantha poodoo,

Posted at 2015-03-23 00:33:11+00:00

all over a

Posted at 2015-03-23 11:22:06+00:00

moisture farming community.

Posted at 2015-03-23 12:21:48+00:00

Tears flowed like

Posted at 2015-03-23 13:20:54+00:00

like 2-Pac's rhymes.

Posted at 2015-03-23 14:04:56+00:00

"Give me napkins!"

Posted at 2015-03-23 16:02:47+00:00

yelled Aunt Beru