Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

with a Herring

bone back scratcher.

The former Sith

was surely boned.

He cried out

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Force Majeure beat me to it!

"oh Lord please

make me beautiful

hand knitted mittens.

And a malfunctioning

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continuity

protocol droid!" Then

the rain began

trickling down Padme's

face, mingling with

her tears of

joy at the

thought of bacon!

SO MUCH BACON!

Mmmmmmmm bacon, dreamed

the twin fetuses

Sith father and

m'lady. "Something smells

like victory." "I

prefer bantha meat

." they said to

a bantha, who