Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

13 hours ago, BlodVargarna said:

the grass clippings

were definitely smokable

but being sentient

, they ran away

into the arms

of General Greivous

Edited by Force Majeure

. The general whispered

"shhhh I will...

hide you from

Ki-Adi-Mundi and his

disconcerting attitude towards

kind, gentle Gungans

." Then the killings

began to make

even Darth Vader

mildly nauseous, resulting

in a catastropic

tortilla chip accident.

The Bounty Hunter

had soiled pants

, but wasn't concerned

about the smell.

Grievous shouted loudly

"Where's my hasenpfeffer?"

Suddenly, Darth Maul

got cut down