Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

broken hearted Lobot

to commit unspeakable

acts of self

imposed archery practice

. Arrow after arrow

pierced his CPU

(Cocky Padawan Ugnaught)

but he lived

to tell the

Colonel's secret recipe

for making a

Speecy Spicy Meatball

Detonator (it'll blow

an exhaust port

and implode massively

out of your

rear deflector shield).

Boba Fett lovingly

remembered the GCA

was meeting tonight.

One eyed Binks

At commander shepard

was very concerned

the grass clippings

FTW

(get the continuity together people)