Because milk's cheap
Three Word Story
and the FAQ
began to sing
"Tourney time is
the best time..."
the best time..."
Whiners got targeted
with happy pills.
Palpatine was going
absolutely ape sh*t
on the dance
competition television program.
Darth Vader cheered
Boba's filthy moves
and wicked grooves.
However, Luke's worm
was not firm
and Leia was
braless and hopeless
In a sea
of Wuthering Heights.
Bathed in moonlight
she danced like
IG-88Z the long
winded assassin droid.
Edited by Force Majeure