Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

given the blueness

of his balls

color blindness would

make this even

a futile endeavor.

Moreover, when Jabba

released the FAQ

the sarlaac burped

it's disapproval of

all the whiners

and Jabba laughed.

"Let them suffer!"

he bellowed cruelly.

Salacious B. Crumb

infuriated everyone and

Edited by Darth Tam

whipped out his

big vibro lance

. Greedo was not

caught out and

laughed at whining

whiners, while drawing

Pure Sabacc and

spilled his milk.

Greedo started crying

which was ironic.