Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Understandably, Sheeve looked

upon the situation

as a chance

for grass clippings

and Trandoshan nannies

with a penchant

for kite surfing

to all achieve

recognition for their

puerile ideology, called

Grass Clippings Awakened.

GCA cultists swarmed

the Great Potato

slicing it into

thin strips of

grass like wedges

. Deep fried, these

sentient grass clippings

confused the Ewoks

, who were surprised

while eating them.

A bigger surprise

: Roboute Guilliman returns!

The smurf was

stalking Azrael, ironically