Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

hardworking individual planned

a two font

pamphlet to describe

Darth Vader's large

secret space station.

Equipped with a

garbage disposal facility

featuring a pet

Chia, which grew

grass from its

allocated plot, which

Vader enjoyed mowing.

These clippings were

used to promote

organic composting and

Imperial, galactic order

. The subsequent growths

Had unlimited power

and sentience, which

made for awkward

family reunions. This

was due to

them always stepping

on vowels, leading

to grave misunderstandings.