because decomposing skunks
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taste absolutely delicious
according to the
Alderaan Chefs' collective
. They all died
of uncontrollable diarrhoea
and spasmodic laughter
. The Death Star
corridors echoed to
the sound of
a smelly fart.
Darth Vader choked
TK-421 the stormtrooper
because he didn't
fart loud enough.
This greatly displeased
Jar Jar Binks
also known as
a massively regrettable
wedding singer, he
tripped on a
broken astromech's dome.
And was impaled
by a sharp
mango slice, this