Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

, who said, "I

Edited by gryffindorhouse

request that you

do something about

his itchy armpit

. Because it was

infected and gross."

Ezavan lanced it

with a miniature

Lancer-class corvette

shaped laser scalpel.

It was pus-tacular

and I just

had to laugh.

Meanwhile, on Alderaan

the inhabitants wondered

about the weather

. The clouds above

,white and puffy,

like marshmallows, were

raining sticky droplets

that created smores

. They tasted like

decomposing skunks and

nobody wanted to

spit them out