Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

of "Sarlacc Serenade"

This all happened

while Gabriel was

farting out loud.

Meanwhile on Mustafar

or maybe Vjun

Anakin was prancing

around in a

yellow spandex leotard

, a blonde wig,

accompanied by a

incoherently singing Gundark

performing Bohemian Rhapsody

. Max Rebo was

having a wax

on his large

trunk, nostril hairs

objected most vocally

"do not wax!"

Dr. Evazan said

"This won't hurt"

. It hurt, and

they all cried.

Evazan's next patient

was Ponda Baba