Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

The ninja rat

promptly became a

Gungan general who

tripped over the

tangled plot lines

by George Lucas

who laughed insanely

with Ahmed Best

standing high above

the unwitting masses

of cloned fans

and heretic Disney

dark princesses, the

great god of

Executing Order 66

6 brought Beelzebub

insane power creep

. His Daemon-class

Jumpmaster 5000 Star

Freighter was equipped

with a huge

sub-woofer, pumping out

"HAN SHOT FIRST!"

, and Cantina music

until the re-release