Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

, unlike too many

WAACed out freaks.

Darth Vader commandeered

a TIE fighter

but found Sabine

painting his helmet

iridescent green, which

made him very

happy! Skipping joyfully

to the sound

Gambled on fart

but followed through

with a pirouette

before bouncing off

a large Jello

Trampoline, which launched

an odessey of

2001 space hoppers

Into Jabba's mouth

. Salacious Crumb laughed

while he picked

a splinter from

the sewer and

Threw it at

Jar Jar Binks