Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

extract the force

Life recycles itself.

Still, the Sith

Who're the best

, like to eat

rare Unicorn steaks

with Wookie sauce

a unique delicacy.

Edited by Trevor Goodchild

Unicorns farting rainbows

should be shot.

The reason for

Brony hunting is

it's Christmas Day

and an amnesty

was issued for

the Brony cull

to be halted

and replaced with

having barbecues with

(Merry Christmas everyone)

fellow gamers. Steak

sausages, and bantha

burgers, rancor ribs

and whatever anyone

Drag into the

Sarlacc. The Sarlacc