Turr Phennir proceeded
Three Word Story
to wrestle Soontir
using only his
red spandex suit
covered in oil
and slippery as
green Gungan snot
mixed with slippery
droid grease. This
caused great hilarity
with Slippery McSlippery
. They all went
down like a
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
with cheese. Yoda
yelled, "stacks on"
and proceeded to
hurl himself onto
the jello barrel.
Three Ewoks decided
to join him
. Their matted fur
tasted just like
matted fur. Obviously....
Said Yoda, chuckling