Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

, wisest of Jedi,

and Dagobah karaoke

god. Han covered

"Take me home

to the place,

singing atrociously. Chewie

's metalcore reimagining of

West-Virginia was

offensive to Jimmy

Buffett. He would

rather listen to

Metallica... but only

while eating pretzels

and bacon. Lars

Ulrich was exasperated

. His one beat

(This has to do with the fact that Lars only plays one drum beat)

rocked with rhythm

of the rain.

The bass, however

hummed and vibrated

. Jan Ors didn't

have a clue

what to do

her new manager

Who didn't like