Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

and that's okay.

49 times, we

ordered bacon with

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extra bacon, but

it's never enough

, bacon is everything

and yet nothing

like a chicken-duck-woman-thing

. A chicken-duck-woman-thing resembles

Bacon stuffed chicken

dinner. This tormented

the chicken, who

hates hyphens, declaring

he had hyphenophobia

; a dangerous disease

Cheers

Baaa

. He needed Jedi

training, and most

urgent psychological assistance

and lots of

microwavable pizza rolls

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that tasted like

sawdust, ambrosia and

Belgian chocolate cookies.

Yoda then said:

"Too old is

Edited by Eyegor